We went to an excellent Christmas kickoff party last night with a gag gift exchange. This was our contribution:
It wasn't an ugly sweater party, but we wore them anyway. Which, I have to tell you, made dinner beforehand kind of awkward.
It was a wonderful party, complete with awesome fireworks outside during the first snowfall of the season, which put everyone in a holiday mood.
And every time I asked Ben to take a picture of me and friends, he did this instead:
There was also a totally hilarious lip sync contest, and Ben sang
this totally vulgar Tenacious D song, only no one had ever heard this song or was at all familiar with Tenacious D and I think they thought it was a like supposed to be a for serious song, and it's obviously not. So, that was awkward. And even funnier than Shittens. But maybe not funnier than the
Shittens Amazon reviews. You're welcome.
I LOVE that Tenacious D song! Andrew and I quote it to one another!
ReplyDeletePeople don't know about Tenacious D?!?!
ReplyDeleteThe guys used to sing that to the ladies as part of Team Warmups!
ReplyDeleteIt was retaliation for the ladies singing "Laid" and screeching like cats after "pretty."
ReplyDeletethank you for the Shittens! I needed a white elephant gift! And I'd question who you're hanging out with if they don't appreciate kareoked Tenacious D...
ReplyDeleteI am totally stealing the shittens gift exchange idea - and I cannot even handle the reviews or the "are they reusable" question AND ANSWER!!!! Omfg
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