Might be drinking the non-toxic MLM Kool-Aid

I am not a huge fan of multi-level marketing schemes and products.  I mean, sure I had my time with Shakeology. And there was my obsession with Matilda Jane.  And I flirted with Young Living oils.  Oh and I still use Nerium face cream on my eyes.  My favorite earrings are from Stella and Dot.   And I will love with fierce devotion my Thirty-One bags-- you should buy them here-- until I die.  Also, Usborne book parties are kind of amazing.  So, maybe my opening sentence is total bullshit.  Except for Lularoe, which I could ever get into, and Rodan and Fields which is always too rich for my blood, I actually appear to freaking love MLM products and parties.  And actually?  A friend was giving another friend back a Tupperware chip and dip bowl the other day, and the bowl was so cool I wanted to host a party right there on the spot.  Jeez.

So, I heart MLM products and parties, and I went to a Norwex party last night, and I wanted to throw  every cleaning products in my house away and buy the entire catalogue.  So, I think I might have to become a consultant.  I know.  Just when you though I could not BE any more stereotypically mom-like.  Everybody needs a side hustle, right?  Do you sell anything?  Do your friends hate you for it?  How do you make it work?

This is my first kid who has asked for a BOOK for his birthday (A really cool pop up dinosaur encyclopedia at the library that's not for check out.  It is also out of print and a million dollars, so I got the shark one, which I hop is a good substitute. ) Can't wait to see him all curled up on the bench in his robe reading it.

 What the hell, man?  (I assume he's buying for a restaurant, actually, but a cart full of watermelon made me giggle)

 FINALLY!  A zucchini in the garden that I could make into a cake.  A really, really, really excellent cake. (I leave out the pecans, BTW).

 LOOK AT ME BEAMINIG WITH NORWEX EXCTIEMENT!