Oops.

I FORGOT ABOUT TEE BALL.

Here I am, sitting there with a ton of angst about coaching Dorothy's team and the dads all acting like I am too dumb to coach a tee ball team even though none of them volunteered for the frigging job.  AND THEN!  I forgot all about the damn game and didn't even go.

I subscribed to the tee ball calendar, but it only synced on my computer, not on my phone and bam! I sat down to write after dinner while Ben had the kids at the pool, and I took care of all of my emails first and wrote the next day's to-do list because writing is hard and I am a procrastinator.  In the course of all of this busy work, I opened my Google calendar and noticed that we were midway through a damn tee-ball game.

Dorothy hasn't asked about what she calls her "big game," so hopefully when we go next week, she'll have no clue we sat a week out. Oops.

The kicker, of course, is that we haven't even been busy.  Here are all of the terribly important things I was doing instead:

Subway picnic at Jack's last baseball game of the season.  I made cupcakes and also!  Dug that old purse out of Dorothy's toy box and carried it because that's how little stuff I need to carry anymore.  It is a miracle.

 Beatrix likes to sleep with a blanket.

 I took all of the children out to dinner post dive meet and survived!

 Third place diver!

 Cooper is 1000% into Dave Pilkey's Dog Man books.

 Watching baseball.  Like we do.

 Getting his last post0game treat of the season (after each game the kids get $2 to spend at the concession stand, and it is a major highlight).

 The boys watched It:

 Dorothy took pictures of her ice cream for Instagram.  Erm.

 This book is gooooood.

 Cooper drew Dog Man with a chalk rock after swim lessons

 We went to a craft class at Michaels while Jack was at dive lessons.

 Cooper got a free book for reaching a certain level in his summer reading program, and the free book was Captain Underpants, and he was THRILLED.

See?  Way too busy for tee-ball.